Artificial Goat

“Mannish Water
Ram Goat Flavor Soup Mix
with artificial goat flavor”

Advertising this?
Really?
Is it good?
It raises so many intriguing questions.

First and foremost…
No, there are too many.

I must have it…
To know.
To take the artificial goat
Into my soul.
Envelope it
As it warms me through.
Then hopefully I’ll know.
Where the artificial goats do roam.